When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something


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Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are books like An Imperial Affliction, which you can’t tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like betrayal.

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glee 2.15 Sexy

So, without further ado, hang on to your bobby socks, girls,
'cause we're about to rock your world.

Dom and Curt talked about Ryan directing Sexy, and Dom did an impression of him saying “the dirtiest Warbler gets a prize.” Perfect." (X)

july 3rd 2011 - july 3rd 2014: happy dublin kiss day! x

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Pete aka Dave Franco (Bad Neighbours)

"Bros before hoes

Junk before Trunk

Balls before Dolls

Compadres before I sleep with tu Madre

Brad Pitt before grab clit

These nuts before skinny sluts

Masturbate before I ask her to date

Beef stew before watching The View

Male erection before One Direction

Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie

Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy

Man purses before… regular.. purses

Sports before… genital warts?

John Madden before… Jasmine from Aladdin!!”